
Defendant—— “I request that the Honorable Court appoint another lawyer”
Judge —— “What is your reason?”
Defendant—— “This defense attorney ignored my case”
Judge —— turned to the defense and said, “Uh! Do you have anything to complain about? ”
Defendant —— “😱 !? Lawyer _____What did they tell me? I’m sorry, my lord, I was not listening ”